Wednesday, 3 November 2010

Twitter Tattle 03/11/10




Thanks to online micro blog site Twitter, you can discover what football folk are doing when they're not kicking a pig's bladder about. In this daily(ish) column I will bring you some tweets from your favourite football players with keyboard fingers... don't forget to comment and vote for your tweet of the day!!


Rio Ferdinand (rioferdy5) Just met Elton at Selfridges....he asked 4 a shout out so there it is fella!!!


Peter MacDonald (peasomanc) @laurasinclair get out and get on it you only live once haha


Noel Hunt (boyhunt) Just been out walking the dogs and its raining pretty hard I hate the smell of wet dog!!!


Stuart Holden (stuholden) What's everyone up to today??? I'm relaxing now and then heading for a bit of bowling later before hitting the couch for more CL action!


Lee Dixon (LeeDixon2) Just got smashed up on my bike! 3 fast laps of the park. there was no mercy shown!


Darren Byfield (darrenbyfield) Haha just done an interview 4 brmb n they gave me 2 free tickets 2 see mary j blige tmrw,you are topman tom ross,cheers pal


Michael Duberry (Original_Dubes) Just landed on Glasgow! Hate the f*ckin rain!!


Kevin Davies (kevindaviesbwfc) Just had call from Bolton Council asking me to turn Xmas lights on, interesting!!!


Robbie Savage (RobbieSavage8) @MarkBrighty seriously pal your gear is horrendous ! You're going on 70 mate bad bad gear!!


Mark Bright (MarkBrighty) Just done some filming for a Xmas show, Most annoying people of 2010! Wonder why they asked me? http://plixi.com/p/54773081


Tristan Plummer (TristanDPlummer) holla if you got me. And fuck you if you had me


Jordan Stewart (jordanstewart3) Back in this post office. Number 500! Currently at 453....this place is energy consuming


That's all folks... Don't forget to vote in the comment section!!

Tuesday, 2 November 2010

November Rain, But Holloway Continues To Defy The Odds




Blackpool continued to defy the odds last night as Ian Holloway led his Tangerines to a 2-1 win over nine man West Bromwich Albion, securing their first top flight home win since 1971 in the process.

The win was not as comfortable as it could and probably should have been, as West Brom played surprisingly well with a two man disadvantage. Roberto Di Matteo's tactics of replacing both strikers for midfielders meant everyone was behind the ball, making it hard for Blackpool to break them down.

Blackpool looked nervous for large parts of the game, an ominous sign for the rest of the campaign. The pressure of a suddenly expectant home crowd demanding goals against nine men was seemingly playing on the minds of Holloway's players. The post match interview revealed that fans sat behind Holloway were disgruntled, calling the lack of goals "embarrassing". The goal tally should have been much higher when you see the statistic that Blackpool had 21shots on goal throughout the match, a certain lack of ruthlessness.

Nerves of steel were needed when a penalty was awarded for a foul on DJ Campbell by Pablo Ibanez, which saw the Spaniard sent off, and talismanic captain Charlie Adam showed his were steady by stroking the ball into the net. Less than 10 minutes later Gonzalo Jara saw red for a wild lunge on Luke Varney, leaving his assistant manager Eddie Newton with his head in his hands.

A cautious Blackpool looked less than convincing until a second half goal by Varney, and even then West Brom valiantly battled back scoring through Mulumbu and almost equalising late on when Steven Reid had a guilt-edged chance. Holloway admitted after the game that his side are "Still learning how to play in the Premier League, especially in a match such as this" and that they "Weren't sure whether to push for goals or settle for what we had in the situation we were in."

However disappointed sections of the Blackpool crowd were with the performance, the fact is Blackpool currently lie 9th in the Premier League on 13 points. They have won praise and admirers alike in their opening 10 games, which have included sensational wins against Liverpool at Anfield and Newcastle at St James' Park. Few would have predicted the rise of Holloway's men this season because the unfashionable seaside club have defied all the odds to be where they currently stand.

Blackpool have the smallest budget in the Premier League, with a reported wage cap of £10,000 a week, a stadium that needed emergency upgrading from a 8,000 capacity to 16,000, and a chairman that was eager to sell the club. The transfer window proved fruitless for long periods of time before a late spending spree on lower league players, cheap foreigners and Marlon Harewood bolstered their small squad. Even with the transfer deals, critics were waiting for them to fail in the top flight.

Three months later and Holloway has proved that Blackpool deserved their promotion and can certainly match some of their Premier League opponents with a style of play that is aesthetically pleasing. It is a far cry from the old Holloway stereotype of direct football played at his previous clubs Queens Park Rangers and Bristol Rovers. He even had a bite back at his critics who predicted they would finish with less points than the eleven Derby County did back in 2007. "They were unfair. They judged us far too early, we're a good side and I believe in my players."

For a club with a home ground as enclosed and intimidating as Bloomfield Road it is a surprise that their points total is mostly taken from their away form. Excellent wins at Wigan, Liverpool and Newcastle proved that the Tangerines can play with the big boys, and the points won there makes the unsurprising heavy defeats at Chelsea and Arsenal less of an issue.

It is interesting to look at the 2008 season where Hull City, a side of similar stature were joint top after nine games on 20 points, and despite only winning two more matches all season they still survived relegation on the final day (culminating in the infamous rendition of Sloop John B by Phil Brown) which shows the importance of getting points on the board early, something Blackpool have already done.

There is still a long way to go this season, and plenty of time for refereeing decisions, injuries, player departures or loss of form to put a spanner in the works. However, no matter what happens between now and May, the charismatic Bristolian who has waited so long to manage in the top flight, is certainly making a lasting impression.

Monday, 1 November 2010

Football Twitter Tattle 01/11/2010




Thanks to online micro blog site Twitter, you can discover what football folk are doing when they're not kicking a pig's bladder about. In this daily(ish) column I will bring you some tweets from your favourite football players with keyboard fingers... don't forget to comment and vote for your tweet of the day!!



Andrew Lonergan (lonnersno1) The only way is essex! Wow thank god I'm from lancashire!


Chris Brown (browny159) http://twitpic.com/2zs08f - Day one of rehab - mainly consisting of a giant leg condom


Dion Dublin (DionDublinsDube) @chrismoylesshow ask him why he never wanted to buy me , when he was at Spurs? Maybe he thought I was crap !!


Jason Scotland (jasonscotland10) @bjblyth I'll score when I can, it's what I'm paid to do mate!


Jozy Altidore (JozyAltidore17) Had a wonderful siesta now I think some pallea is in order for dinner! Lol


Shaka Hislop (ShakaHislop) If you want to make a case of La Liga being no good outside the top 4 watch 5th placed Espanyol losing 3-0 at bottom club Depor today. Awful


Stephen Bywater (sbywater1) I love walking. What do I do when the dark nights close in... Well I put my night vision goggles on. 1 step ahead http://yfrog.com/ndwbytj


Kevin Davies (kevindaviesbwfc) Wow those quilted toilet rolls really do make a difference!!


Robbie Savage (RobbieSavage8) And yes I'm an overachiever through a massive heart and courage and a willingness for hard work !


Danny Dichio (DannyDichio) F**K ME! What happened to my Mackems today!


Juan Pablo Angel (JUANPABLOANGEL) Interesting choice Houllier new Villa manager!! Wishing him well! Up the Villa


Jay Bothroyd (jayb1982) Watching glimmer man on tele , Steven Segal!!! I used to think that guy was lethal...... Haha


That's all folks... Don't forget to vote in the comment section!!

Friday, 29 October 2010

Football Twitter Tattle 29/10/10




Thanks to online micro blog site Twitter, you can discover what football folk are doing when they're not kicking a pig's bladder about. In this daily(ish) column I will bring you some tweets from your favourite football players with keyboard fingers... don't forget to comment and vote for your tweet of the day!!



Rio Ferdinand (rioferdy5) Moobs....what are they about?!

Ashley Williams (AshWills84) I'm a pro man myself! I'm crap at fifa!

Nicky Forster (Fozzy200) Ha ha some funny guesses but truth is were bloody lost ! So much for Sat Navs eh !

Richard Lee (rleegk) Can't sleep, still wired.. Heard that M Taylor had watched our pens from last game, hence him standing still for last pen. Done his homework

Gaby Zakuani (Gabs50Zakuani) I feel so blessed that me and @stevezakuani11 got to live our dream, all those sunday mornings in the cold seem so worth it now

Jack Wilshere (jack_wilshere) Starbucks time! http://yfrog.com/gi7dukj

Henri Lansbury (henri_lansbury) Running the line for my mates saturday team :)

Kevin Davies (kevindaviesbwfc) Just at my mates castle doing some falconry!!

Chris Kamara(chris_kammy) In Southampton doing the Xmas soccer sat show it's October !!!!!!!

Darren Bent (DB11TT) Don't get me wrong I am a normal guy like everyone else so not spitting dummy out but no one would of been happy. Anyway let me carry on focusing for sundays game

Lucas (LucasLeiva87) I'm going to sleep, sorry


That's all folks...

The Carling Cup - Because You Know Who The Last Eight Are




When Carling isn't promoting its ability to bring friends together it's sponsoring The League Cup, a cup competition much maligned for it's poor attendances, weakened sides and general low prioritisation by managers and fans alike.

Despite this, the competition always entertains me, not least for the school kid excitement of seeing the top dogs playing the small fry but mainly through it's one legged tie approach. This means the cup is far less predictable, because a poor 90 minutes can cost you the match before or after the subsequent extra time and penalties.

Take, for example, the case of Everton losing to Brentford in the Third round of the Carling Cup this September. The 1-1 scoreline at the end of normal time would have meant League One Brentford would have had to go to Goodison Park for a replay had it been the FA Cup, but the more nail-biting one legged approach allowed Brentford the chance to go through on penalties. Had it been an FA Cup tie, they would have surely gone to Goodison Park and suffered defeat in the replay.

This competition suits the underdogs, and that is why I like it. Especially in a sport surrounded by seeds and standings that always aim to look after the big boys. Look no further than the sudden seeding of the World Cup playoff games, when FIFA realised sides such as France and Portugal could be drawn against each other, so a seeding system was introduced last minute in order to keep them apart, therefore increasing the chances that the big teams went through.

After the last 16 got whittled down to just 8 this week, the bookies have made Manchester United and Arsenal joint favourites, which is impossible to argue against. Manchester United are attempting to win the competition for an amazing third year in a row, something Sir Alex will revel in, especially in the light of Arsenal's recent inability to lift a trophy.

That is exactly the reason Arsene Wenger will be looking for his Gunners to beat United to the Cup, a five year span of no trophies is seen as unacceptable by some critics and his squad selections tell you this season the League Cup is on his radar. In past seasons a hugely inexperienced Arsenal side has been knocked out in the early rounds, this season the likes of Rosicky, Fabregas, Arshavin and Nasri have all been unleashed on their unwitting opponents.

Supposing the two favourites are drawn against each other between now and the semi-finals, who will be the team to reach the final at Wembley? Last season's beaten finalists Aston Villa will certainly fancy winning the trophy to make amends and even have a former Carling Cup winner as manager now in Gerard Houllier. Their West Midlands rivals West Brom and Birmingham City also still have a fighting chance, both clubs are currently in good form and supposing they can be drawn at home, they will fancy their chances versus any of the teams remaining.

Premier League stragglers Wigan and West Ham will hope that the good form in the competition will begin to show in their league form and again, over a single leg, they will fancy their chances of going all the way to Wembley especially if they can avoid the big boys in Saturday's draw.

The rank outsiders, and only Football League representatives are Roy Keane's Ipswich Town. For the League Cup, a competition created by The Football League and not the breakaway Premier League, I think it is a shame they are the only survivors, and a double shame that whomever they draw, they will most likely be knocked out. As previously mentioned though, this competition favours the underdogs and I'm hoping their bite is as devastating as a feisty Roy Keane challenge come the quarter final.

So readers, who is your money on?? Leave your views in the comment section...

Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Football Twitter Tattle 27/10/2010





Thanks to online micro blog site Twitter, you can discover what football folk are doing when they're not kicking a pig's bladder about. In this daily(ish) column I will bring you some tweets from your favourite football players with keyboard fingers... don't forget to comment and vote for your tweet of the day!!



Rio Ferdinand (rioferdy5) Who wants to hang out with me at Selfridges next week? I'm gonna meet 5 lucky fans - go to www.selfridges.com to enter the draw!

Jody Morris (morriskid) @Lippy_Laura you wash your mouth out laura...ever speak like that about nando's again and we are havin a fall out!!!

Ian Taylor (IanTaylor7) #Hernandez is going to be a star by the sounds. Got another winner?!!

Nathan Ellington (Nathanellington) @ryan_tee no still playing on worlds smallest tv sitting one inch from screen lol

Lloyd Owusu (LloydOwusu) Just had my back cracked. Feeling good now. Can't wait 2 get back into training☺ http://myloc.me/dklgk

Terry Skiverton (terryskiverton) How good is this is Essex

Scott Murray (Scotty_Murray) Has been clevedon all day wow froze thinks the pier is better than westons well cheaper that's for sure

Kevin Davies (kevindaviesbwfc) Getting some practice in so Ricardo Gardner will put me in his next music video!!!

Stuart Holden (stuholden) Went to the Nandos in bolton last week, love the half chicken with periperi hot sauce and spicy rice!!!

Landon Donovan (landondonovan) While I'm on a tweeting rampage...can someone please explain to me why they charge people $22 for a pair of underwear!?!??

Chris Birchall (chrisbirchall7) My little 18 month old boy goes into a trance every time the new shakira video comes on!! Actually so does daddy hahaha!!


That's all folks...

"I'm a little pea, I love the sky and the trees"



"The difference in quality was immediate" was the analysis of Javier Hernandez's substitute appearance in last night's Manchester United 3-2 Carling Cup win over Wolves. Steve Voss, 69, the Secretary of the Manchester United Supporters Club, Bridgwater and South West Branch, continued " He is already a fan favourite at Old Trafford and he is capable of stepping up in Wayne Rooney's absence."

It is difficult to argue with the sentiment as Hernandez, nicknamed Chicharito, or 'Little Pea' in English, was clearly Sir Alex Ferguson's get out of jail free card last night. His introduction with little more than ten minutes to go caused the Wolves defence more problems than Federico Macheda did all night. His winning goal, following a delightful through ball from Darron Gibson was finished with the confidence and ability of someone capable of being a new Stretford End hero. The shimmy of his hips which left opposition goalkeeper Wayne Hennessey beaten on the floor and subsequent finish was a joy to behold and raised smiles and cheers from a previously lukewarm Old Trafford crowd.

Voss agreed that the performance was not too impressive, declaring the game as "Two bad sides being very equal in the first half but we just shaded it in the second thanks to Chicharito and I think it was the right result." The avid supporter even went as far as to say "Some of the youngsters who played last night are not up to it." When singling players out he described Federico Macheda as "Not performing as good in games as he does in the warm up" but recognised his tough job "Playing up top on his own."

I have to say I agree with Voss in that Macheda has failed to progress as a player since his sensational start to his career with goals against Aston Villa and Sunderland. He seems to be struggling with a lack of confidence and as a result he is becoming more and more frustrated as highlighted by his inability to trap a ball which went out for a goal kick so he blasted the ball away in a show of petulance.

Voss however did have praise for controversial £7 million pound man Bebe who scored on his first start for the club, "I was impressed with him, he was stuck out on the wing but he stuck to his job and looks big, strong and quick."

I have to admit, that the fee paid for him raised my eyebrows, as United could have bought him for several million less just a few months prior, but the former homeless Portuguese winger showed several reasons for fans to be optimistic about his future at the club. He was however at fault for Wolves' second goal, sloppily giving the ball away to the ever impressive Matthew Jarvis on the Wolves left who crossed for former Luton Town man Kevin Foley to score the equaliser.

Sir Alex Ferguson was quoted after the game as saying the match proved Manchester United have a "Bright future" something Voss who has travelled with the branch to every home game this season, agrees with. "I believe we do have a bright future, these youngsters are still learning and will make mistakes but they are always improving under the guidance of Sir Alex Ferguson."

With 'Little Pea' leading the way, the current crop of expensively assembled Manchester United youngsters may just prove both manager and fans right.